Monday, July 6, 2009

I almost died last night : )...


What did the blind guy say...


...as he walked by the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

My man cracks me up! : )

14 peeps have spoken:

dizzblnd said...

AS many times as I've heard tat one.. it always cracks me up.

Especially because I usually forget the punchline

J.J. in L.A. said...

I was laughing SO hard, I couldn't breathe! I seriously thought I was in trouble for a minute. lol!

And it didn't help that he told me the punchline in a British accent. ; )

Randa said...

Haha! Dude, the first time I heard that joke, I was 10 or 11. It was on the Afroman CD that my sister had. Nine years late? It still cracks me up!!

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Phew, the title of your post scared me!

SkylersDad said...

I'm with Lynn, you scared me there girl!

J.J. in L.A. said...

Randa,

I must be the only person who hadn't heard it yet. ; )

Lynn,

Whoops! Sorry! That should teach me not to assume that everyone is on my same wavelength.

SkyDad,

I should've put a smiley (which I have now) to show my mood. My bad!

Cora said...

Pffft!! Hee hee hee....

J.J. in L.A. said...

I laughed like a fat man standing in front of a free buffet. ; )

It's a busy week so I had to come up with something quick. lol!

JennyMac said...

I can honestly say I have NEVER heard that....and I did go to elementary school. haha. Thanks for the laugh.

J.J. in L.A. said...

You're welcome, JennyMac...I'm just glad I'm not the only one who hadn't heard it!

Maniacal Mommy said...

Oh my!

J.J. in L.A. said...

Indeed! ; )

Whiney Momma said...

OH, my God, so freakin' funny!

J.J. in L.A. said...

Glad you liked it! I cracked up BIG time! :-D